Monday, 23 April 2007

Mouthwash, Garbage and Shortcake


Contrary to popular belief, the grizzly bear is, in fact, directly related to the coi carp, or big goldfish, as it is more widely known. The picture shows two of my favourite examples.

They’re the bestest friends I’ve ever had and a frequent uncle once told me that once you’ve introduced yourself they become a friend for life. In fact, annoyingly so.

The other day, I was out walking Bert, my 6 year old wardrobe. She’s quite arthritic and doesn’t need to be hassled by pesky bears who can’t find anything better to do than go furniture-bothering.

8 comments:

lixtroll said...

Poor old Bert, she is getting on a bit bt wardrobe standards.

Westerwitch/Headmistress said...

You are very funny and a great deal off the wall

Exmoorjane said...

Oh God, have just found your blog (popped by to say I hoped your mother was better actually but now not sure it's an appropriate response). Hilarious......whatever drugs you're taking, please send some down to Exmoor. btw, try glucosamine for your wardrobe.

Grouse said...

Try leaving the doors open to get a little wind to the joints...but watch out for the crocodiles- very partial to wardrobe doors.

Grouse said...

Just heard the sad news. If you read this when you get back from London, everyone is thinking of you both.

CAMILLA said...

May I offer you my deepest sympathy Peat, I am thinking of you and Lixtroll at this very sad time.
Camilla.

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